Forbidden

 OnionLands Survivor 

Was his first meows "White Power"?

Intrononamous

Aww cumpiss want’s to join the klan.

Asperchu

 OnionLands Survivor 

All these fucking cats are heroin adicts.

Alexishere

 OnionLands Survivor 

MY CAT IS ON FUCKING HEROIN ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!

FakeNGay

 OnionLands Survivor 

My cat is stupid and has severe Down-syndrome.

Jimmy

My cat wants to sexually molest me.

Adolf Shitler

 OnionLands Survivor 

My cat is activel starting a Suicide doomsday cult.

Homosickle

I have never seen this thread before, and already i am loving this shit lmao!!!!

Moll the Troll

 OnionLands Survivor 

Fuck my cat is trying to have a rat orgy.

Orb Ponderer

 OnionLands Survivor 

 Forum Staff 

Didn’t know this thread was active.

Anyways my cat shits in my food all the time.

Intrononamous

My cat wants to fuck me and shove a shiny gold bucket up my ass.

FigglyBoo

This fucking dick raped me.

Cat

 Psychoticlub Anonym 

 OnionLands Survivor 

This thread is my greatest fucking achievement, holy fucking shit!

Orb Ponderer

 OnionLands Survivor 

 Forum Staff 

Sounds like a fucking crackhead

Joice

My cat snorts crack and kills people.

Filthy Frank's #1 fan

 Former Operator 

 OnionLands Survivor 

I am punishing my cat for being a fucking prick, that’ll teach you to piss on my leg.

MarijuanaInjector09

He has a 9 to 5 job at 7 eleven.

Retarded Libtard
 Psychoticlub Anonym 

That cat looks sleep deprived.

MarijuanaInjector09

My cat has the most fucking retarded haircut i have ever seen.

Mass Debator

@Retarded Libtard i hope you catch aids.