FigglyBoo
Imagine it is late, you turn on the TV and a movie is on, particularly a shitty Postal, House of the dead, or Alone in the dark adaptation. And after watching the shit show that is his movies, you tend to wonder if the people who made it are the most retarded people in the entertainment industry, then you must have seen the works of Uwe Boll.

Uwe Boll is a German film director, screenwriter, producer and actor who makes films that will make you want to kill yourself, 
Uwe’s films are usually bullshit Video Game films that are usually direct to TV or DVD, 

UWE BOLL VS THE CRITICS

The first match took place on September 5, 2006 in Estepona, Spain, against Carlos Palencia. The others battled on September 23, 2006, at the Plaza of Nations in Vancouver, Canada. One of the people retarded enough to fight Uwe was Something Awful founder Lowtax where he lost the first round.

After the tard fight Lowtax would accuse Uwe of supposedly lying about training Lowtax to fight him,

WHERE IS UWE NOW?
Uwe announced that he would stop filmmaking in 2020, until he started making films again in 2022 up until now which still have the same shitty quality as his films from the 2000s.

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